The Glorious Origin of Yours Truly

I have lived for millions of years yet I also state I was born at the turn of the millennium. This might seem contradictory to most, but I work in ways mortals may find mysterious.

To explain it in a way a mere human might understand, the body I inhabit now and the body I inhabited while engaging in warfare with God's army are not the same. God had feared me so much that he wanted to curse me with a human form and the bastard was somehow able to ambush me, banishing me to the Earth and trapping my powerful spirit into a human embryo- one that would be born a boy no less, stripping me entirely of my feminine prowess and beauty. To give the devil- or God in this case- his dues, it was a very clever plan.

On my Home page, I list my so-called mother as being among my dislikes, and for good reason. At some point it had been revealed to me that my human mother was working under God to keep The Queen of Hell sealed within my human body. You see, it was no coincidence my mother was my host- God knew what he was doing.

The reincarnated fetus of The Dark Mother could not be contained by just any human, for if they were they would immediately die from my power, even when I was at my weakest form. To carry me in one's womb for 9 whole months, they must have some immunity to the darkness, and my human mother was the perfect fit. Before kowtowing to God like the coward she is, she dabbled in the Dark Arts and had even hosted a few demon spirits in her body. Such a conversion might blindside the average feeble-minded human (such as the worms reading this), but I suspect God knew this would happen and chose her as my host for that reason.

I had lived nearly two whole decades believing myself to be little more than an ordinary man, though every now and again I heavily entertained the thought of myself as a girl and it sure as hell was an enticing one- and while I didn't realize it, that was definitely the voice of Miss Kiki Ash. But at the end of the day those thoughts were little more than that- thoughts. The idea of simply switching from one gender to the other seemed like it was just a fantasy. I did my best to convince myself I was a man, and it nearly worked. But of course, all the repression and lies in the universe was unable hold back the overwhelming will of The All-Powerful Rouge Demon Goddess herself, Kiki Ash. With the assistance of modern medicine to rid my body of testosterone, my power has been restored, though it's only a fraction of what it once was. But even then that fraction is still far greater than any human who has ever walked this Earth.

It is quite unfortunate I have not reached my full power just yet, but I hope with what else modern medicine is able to acheive I shall one day return to my full glory.

To everyone else currently in the position I used to be, where you yourself might feel like transitioning would be in your best interest, I encourage you to go down that road if you truly believe that is what you want. You might not be as gorgeous, all-mighty, and cool as me (though thats impossible anyways because I cannot be outclassed there) but your power levels will certainly improve. And remember this:

Trans Girls Rule The Fucking World!

Gravestone Cross